This Is What Happens When You Leave Me Alone by D.T. Robbins
blah blah blah poems.
"Oh, cool, just what the world needs: another angsty white man making self-deprecating jokes to get attention. We get it, your life peaked during the King Kong Bundy/Hulk Hogan steel cage match."
—Chris L. Terry, author of Black Card and Zero Fade
"Please buy this book so he’ll stop fucking talking to me about it."
—Alyssa Robbins, wife of D.T. Robbins